We were afraid that news of a fresh PARTY APES record would open the square portal that separates our dimensions, and allow these hard-partying beasts to once again walk the earth.

This photo was sent to us by Manhattan’s Scott Ettin who was shocked to see a fully manifested PARTY APE working a corner for change

CAUTION:  PARTY APES are not tame.

Do not feed them, buy them drinks, give them change, or let them crash on your couch.

They do not know when to quit.