This photo was sent to us by Los Angeleno Stephen T. Brophy who was nearly mauled at his local grocery store. This excited (m)anthropoid demanded an autographed copy of Brophy’s well-reviewed comic novella, “The Villain’s Sidekick“, while brandishing a piece of low-hanging fruit.

CAUTION:  PARTY APES are not tame.

Do not enable them with money, food, drinks, or smokes.

They do not know how or when to quit.