Yep. They’re all over the place.

The specimen pictured below was waiting for Trent Fowler of Cambridge, MA in front of a freshly painted abstract ape mural on the side of a convenience store. Dr. Fowler, who had stepped out to pick up various BBQ supplies, wasn’t surprised in the least to be hustled with, “Brother, can you spare a six-pack?”.

CAUTION:  PARTY APES are not tame.  Do not enable them with money, food, drinks, or smokes. Do not sex them, date them or let them crash on your couch.

They do not know how or when to quit.